Designed to Obey
A Walled Garden Rant in the Voice of Steve Jobs
A brutal satire of design authoritarianism, locked ecosystems, and the polished theology of control masquerading as elegance.
Satire
This is where the sharp-edged work lives: satire, mock manifestos, hostile love letters to broken systems, and the occasional public execution of stupid ideas.
The pieces below are written as character-driven rants, false speeches, and controlled demolitions of the myths people keep swallowing whole.
Published Pieces
Open Source? Nobody Does Open Like Me.
A Statement on Technology by Donald J. Trump
A satire of open source chaos, maintainer abuse, corporate freeloading, and the strange religion of shipping broken things with confidence.
More Coming
This section is growing. Slowly, violently, and on purpose.